My teenager moans "Amma, I'm the only one in my whole class who hasn't seen it yet. When are you going to let me see it?"
My gradeschooler asks "Slumdog Who?", and proceeds to write this hilarious and completely borrowed version, not unlike the Bollywood productions that borrow plotlines and more from Hollywood.
(Used with M's permission)
Once a terrorist in Mumbai went to bomb a hotel, but he decided to get money first. He went to America and went to the studio of Who wants to be a Millionaire. He took a pistol, pointed it at Regis Philbin, and said "give me all your money" and saw a UFO and Indianna Jones whipped the aliens. The terrorist shot Indianna Jones and Regis Philbin and turned into Alice in Wonderland. Then he turned into the blob and scared the Simpsons to the Flintstones home. Then he watched Slumdog Millionaire.
Maybe I ought to approach M.Knight Shyamalan to do the honors. After all, he does share an initial with M, and might be just the person to tackle the special effects needed to execute the above story on film.